A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry recently revealed, the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man differs depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example, if she is ovulating, she tends to be attracted to men with masculine traits.  

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.